Fast Food Aficionados T-Shirts

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'How can we compete with that?'

Fast Food

"Pass it on...the first meeting of the 'Reconquista' coalition is tomorrow."

". . . And would you like flies with that?"

'I understand they're in the fast-food business.'

'This is from our diet menu. We replaced the starchy bun with two deep fried fish filets!'

'Wow! This is some classy hamburger joint!'

'It's the perfect location, Babe, easy walking distance to tattoo parlour, bargain booze hut and chip shop.'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'You said you were taking me out for Italian!'

"I can't make it,I've got too much on my plate."

Hot Dog Stand Traffic Stopper (all kinds)

At a drive-thru - 'Do you mind getting rid of that disgusting cigarette sir?!'

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

"Sales of our diet pills have gone through the roof since we started making them out of hamburger."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Fast Food Menu Selections

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."