Fast Food Aficionados Mugs

'Does the Happy Meal come with a guarantee? Or are you just wasting my time?'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'How can we compete with that?'

Fast Food

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Pass it on...the first meeting of the 'Reconquista' coalition is tomorrow."

". . . And would you like flies with that?"

'I understand they're in the fast-food business.'

'This is from our diet menu. We replaced the starchy bun with two deep fried fish filets!'

'Wow! This is some classy hamburger joint!'

'It's the perfect location, Babe, easy walking distance to tattoo parlour, bargain booze hut and chip shop.'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'You said you were taking me out for Italian!'

"I can't make it,I've got too much on my plate."

Hot Dog Stand Traffic Stopper (all kinds)

At a drive-thru - 'Do you mind getting rid of that disgusting cigarette sir?!'

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

"Sales of our diet pills have gone through the roof since we started making them out of hamburger."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Menu Dating