Fast Food Fanatic Mugs

'OK, that's two triple bacon double cheese burgers with extra mayo. Would you like a will with that?'

'...And six pickled eggs please.'

"I eat cheap greasy food so I can save for my cardiologist bills in the future."

"You are what you eat!"

Psycho Burger

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'll have a monsterburger with cheese and giant fries..oh! and a diet cola, I've got to watch my weight.'

'Our delivery time was 45 minutes. But thanks to new technology, it's now 45 seconds.'

The Empire State Building and a Side of Fries

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Donny and I are taking a year off to volunteer for the Pizza Corps.'

'How's the sponsorship deal going?'

'Darn it! -- We're not in anybody's delivery area!'

"I think it's part of a chain"

'Yes, yes! Fries, too! Hurry!!'

'Why me?!?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

The Sponsored Skier

'I don't think this mosquito repellent is working.'

'Large, double sausage, extra cheese?? Sorry, but with a pie like that we need a note from your HMO.'

'I eat plenty of fast food, but I just seem to be getting slower and slower!'

'What, no onion rings?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

The brief period between the invention of the hot dog and the bun was a messy one.

'Who's next'

"We won!"

'Maybe you should slow down.'

Esp Pizza - You'll get it before you order it, or it's free!

Satan Fast Food

Nutrition-Free Diet

'You need permission from a doctor to order the 'THE GRANDE'.'

'If chickens don't have arms, where do chicken fingers come from?'

"A large Coke and an order of fries."

Seagull food pyramid