Fast Food Lover Mugs

'Great to see you are a fully integrated immigrant to our culture.'

'How many calories do you burn by downloading apps?'

Bank 'n' Burger

'I'd like a burger, fries and coffee - but at what cost!?' '$6.95.'

How was your hotdog?

'Why, this isn't even fool's good, these here are chicken nuggets!'

"Congratulations - you've won the 'Truth in Advertising' award."

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

"Look at you... fast food, beer, cigarettes, you never work out....Don't you worry about the threat of natural selection?"

'I'd like the Hansel and Gretel value meal...'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

Bucket List

'I'll take a dozen balls and a side order of fries.'

Pizza delivery

Liberal Policy At Work 'For the People': - Marijuana and Junk Food Tax

Tarot Cards for Chickens

Pizza Study Party

'I suggest you go easy on the fast food.'

Super Size It

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Press this red button and it will order up a take-away pizza."

Free Range Chickens

'Actually, if Polly has any say in the matter, Polly would prefer a burger and fries.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'You folks order the extra-large?'

'He would have wanted it this way.'

"I'll take 3 burgers, 4 bags of chips....to go? I have to get back to my workout."

The Colonel at home.

'Al's alkaseltzer'

'What kind of meat goes into a kebab anyway?'

'Of course you couldn't finish your 3 triple cheeseburgers, 2 large fries and shake. You didn't stretch before you ate.'

'80 million really fat people are dying to tell you.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"I love the sense of danger that comes with brushing up against childhood obesity."

"We invented your hair."