Fast Food Lover Pillows

'Great to see you are a fully integrated immigrant to our culture.'

'How many calories do you burn by downloading apps?'

Bank 'n' Burger

How was your hotdog?

'I'd like a burger, fries and coffee - but at what cost!?' '$6.95.'

'Why, this isn't even fool's good, these here are chicken nuggets!'

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

"Congratulations - you've won the 'Truth in Advertising' award."

"Look at you... fast food, beer, cigarettes, you never work out....Don't you worry about the threat of natural selection?"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'He left me McDonald's coupon's for a tip.'

'I'd like the Hansel and Gretel value meal...'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

Liberal Policy At Work 'For the People': - Marijuana and Junk Food Tax

Pizza delivery

Bucket List

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'I'll take a dozen balls and a side order of fries.'

"I'll take 3 burgers, 4 bags of chips....to go? I have to get back to my workout."

Obese kid with a small head.

"Press this red button and it will order up a take-away pizza."

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Al's alkaseltzer'

Super Size It

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'Of course you couldn't finish your 3 triple cheeseburgers, 2 large fries and shake. You didn't stretch before you ate.'

'I suggest you go easy on the fast food.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Pizza Study Party

The Colonel at home.

'He would have wanted it this way.'

Tarot Cards for Chickens

'What kind of meat goes into a kebab anyway?'

'80 million really fat people are dying to tell you.'

'Actually, if Polly has any say in the matter, Polly would prefer a burger and fries.'