Fast Food Fan Pillows

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

T-shirt - I love burgers etc...

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Cook Book for Guys.

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Good foods - Bad foods.

Aunt Dotty always enjoyed her meals on wheels.

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."

"I feel ill Mum. I think it's the pesticides in the vegetables...have to eat burgers and pizzas."

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"Extra pickles on your burger doesn't mean you're eating a plant-based diet."

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'

'That's two happy meals, a shake, and four years of college down the drain.'

'PIZZA!'

'Triple burger with fries, would you like the complimentary angiogram with that?'

Venus Fly trap buying hot dog

'Thanks to Obama the Nobel Prize has lost much of its prestige. This is the third time I got one in my surprise meal this week.'

'The two-pounds-burger menu includes chips, a large drink and an arteriosclerosis treatment.'

'The Pizza delivery guy is here. Do you want me to send him in now, or shall I make him wait thirty minutes so you get it for free?'

"You wanted to see the cook about your burger?"

Chip wagon oil change.

'One large cup of coffee, no cream, no sugar, and one oat bagel, plain, for ol' Comet here.'

(Retired) Jockeying for position.

"Here, you're either great or finger lickin' good."

Santa gets hungry and gooes through the drive-thru at the fast food takeaway.

Do you want your passbook with or without fries?

'I keep thinking I'm a Big Mac with fries...'

'The chicks can't sleep...have you been telling them Colonel Sanders horror stories again?'

Healthy Eating Fast

'I'll just have a cholesterol test and a dozen headache pills to go.'

Man reads note: 'Gone out your dinner's in the chip shop'.

'Things have been a lot better around here since we just started feeding them.'

Sandwich Bar.

'My doctor told me I needed to curb my appetite.'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."