Fast Foodies Mugs

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

View to the Future

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Fast Food Menu Selections

'Is this still America?'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"