Fast Food Connoisseur Pillows

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Big Burgers.

'Pizza and beer? Probably not the best prep for the g-force simulator.'

'If you quit now, you'll never work in this town's fast food industry again!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Fast food. Even faster food

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Fast Food Menu Selections

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'Can I have flies with that'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"Regular service or affected?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.