Breakfast Connoisseur Prints

'Following the referendum defeat, your breakfast will remain continental.'

'How's the egg?'

Everything and nothing bagel.

You're late!

Para-Toast.

'Politicos - Low in Moral Fiber'

'It's about to hatch... go boil some water.'

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

"Mr. Crane is running behind schedule. Please make yourself a waffle and have a seat."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Selling lemon latt�

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'These are job perks.'

"At this office no two days are different."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Trail mix?"

Allegro con molto espresso

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."