Breakfast Enthusiast Prints

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

"Are you as excited as I am?"

'How are you not seeing this? Of course doughnuts are a hole food!'

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

Breakfast Printing Press

"Marcy's making a live Mother's Day Webcast!"

"Check our website sir. It clearly says bed in breakfast."

'We're out of your regular granola, so try this...the birds seem to like it!'

First Visit From The Acme Cholesterol-Removal Service

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

THE LAST BREAKFAST, Parody of the Last Supper

'I hope she recognizes this as a labor of love. She's not gonna recognize it as breakfast.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

"I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid the hot cakes sold out like... Well, hot cakes."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

Bed & Breakfast

"Surprise, mom! We made you breakfast on bed."

"It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free fange scientists."

"How come mom never fixes cake and ice cream for breakfast like you do, Dad?"

"I had a tough childhood, I was abandoned on a doorstep"

'Have you ever thought that maybe the world doesn't really give a damn that you had a cranberry nut muffin for breakfast?'

'Fried egg'

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

"IOU 1 BAGEL."

When we say they snap crackle and pop, we're not kidding!

'I burned your breakfast.' 'That's okay. I can eat a bowl of cold cereal.' 'That's what I burned.'

"I'm baking. Can I borrow two eggs, some bacon, and a couple slices of bread"

GOLDEN RULE: 'High moral fiber cereal,'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

Fresh egg...?

'Of course it's cold. We serve breakfast anytime, but we only make it in the morning.'

"I can assure you our eggs only come from free range chickens."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'