Breakfast Enthusiast Prints

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

"Are you as excited as I am?"

'So that's 3 ham and cheese omelets...one order without cheese, one without ham, and another without eggs.'

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

'How are you not seeing this? Of course doughnuts are a hole food!'

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

Breakfast Printing Press

Over-inflated Eggo.

"Marcy's making a live Mother's Day Webcast!"

"Check our website sir. It clearly says bed in breakfast."

First Visit From The Acme Cholesterol-Removal Service

'We're out of your regular granola, so try this...the birds seem to like it!'

THE LAST BREAKFAST, Parody of the Last Supper

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

'I hope she recognizes this as a labor of love. She's not gonna recognize it as breakfast.'

"I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid the hot cakes sold out like... Well, hot cakes."

"I had a tough childhood, I was abandoned on a doorstep"

"It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free fange scientists."

'Fried egg'

"Surprise, mom! We made you breakfast on bed."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Have you ever thought that maybe the world doesn't really give a damn that you had a cranberry nut muffin for breakfast?'

"How come mom never fixes cake and ice cream for breakfast like you do, Dad?"

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

Bed & Breakfast

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Cereal for the hearing impaired or monks who've taken a vow of silence.

"I can assure you our eggs only come from free range chickens."

Mr. Butterworth

'Ready for your performance-enhancing drug?'

Super Bran Flakes.

"Wow, Daddy! You finished that so fast! I'll make you some more!"

'We couldn't afford health care any longer so you better start eating better!'