Breakfast Aficionado Prints

'Welcome aboard, Peterson. I understand we're going to be working together!'

'Tomorrow morning I would like breakfast in bed.'

Munch Master.

Rococo breakfast cereal.

"It's what you asked for. Orange juice with pulp."

Egg faces firing squad of chefs.

'And this one here's just a piece of bacon from breakfast.'

'One piece of toast or two?'

'I change the cereal I eat every 2 years. Today is the official 'switchover'.' - 'June '07 to June '09 was bran flakes. June '09 to June '11 will be muesli.' - 'I used to change every three years but I lost some of the spontaneity doing it that way.'

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

'Your horoscope says you're going to have a nasty accident today.'

'Of course, if your father was any kind of provider, we'd be eating fresh salmon for breakfast!'

'I think I'm getting subliminal messages from my Rice Krispies!'

Easter Venn Diagram

"Hi honey, how'd the mammogram go?"

"It's NASA - they need an indestructible material for the harshness of space. They heard about your pancakes."

"Are you still back there, Herbert?"

"I know what it is, Mrs. Rosales. . . my mother sometimes puts synonym on my toast!"

"Looks like someone woke up on the sunnyside of the bed this morning..."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

Bed and Breakfast. "Which one will it be?"

Breakfast in 2023

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

When Chooks Fall on Hard Times

'Future for our kids? What future? The farmer has bacon and eggs for breakfast...'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

Somewhere on the Coast of Somalia...

'I'm sorry dear, there's no more porridge left: That awful Goldilocks ate our last packet yesterday...'

Breakfast time at the home of Peter Cottontail.

Cafe society / Nescafe society.

Toast baseball.

'You still have breakfast and lunch on your dinner menu.'