Brunch Aficionado Gifts

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

Welcome Spring.

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

Breakfast

Judy waits for Punch to finish his brunch

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Full English Breakfast.

Toast: the high energy food

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Pope tarts.

"Great coffee, Carole."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."