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"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."

"They're not happy about it, but we made a scheduling error and the customers are expecting a drag brunch."

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Non-Power Breakfast

Full English Breakfast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Great coffee, Carole."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"A votre sante!"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Lunch

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Munch Master.

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

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