Brunch Devotee Gifts

"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."

"They're not happy about it, but we made a scheduling error and the customers are expecting a drag brunch."

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Full English Breakfast.

Non-Power Breakfast

"Great coffee, Carole."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"A votre sante!"

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Lunch

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

Ladies who lunch.

Munch Master.

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."