Brunch Believer Gifts

"The special is eggs, bacon and toast? Do you know the definition of 'special?'"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Full English Breakfast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Great coffee, Carole."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"I'd like to toast our guests."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Lunch

Stress

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

The Procrastinatorium.

Ladies who lunch.

All Day Deals!

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

Lady has a coffee break.

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!