Brunch Enthusiasts Gifts

The Last Brunch.

"A bloody Mary, Chuck-weapons grade."

"Hey! Let's give them a thrill and pretend we're getting brunch!"

'Do you want flies with that?'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Welcome Spring.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Full English Breakfast.

Toast: the high energy food

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Great coffee, Carole."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I'd like to toast our guests."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

'How would you like your toast?'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."