Brunch Enthusiasts Gifts

The Last Brunch.

"A bloody Mary, Chuck-weapons grade."

"Hey! Let's give them a thrill and pretend we're getting brunch!"

'Do you want flies with that?'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"That's it. We’re toast."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Full English Breakfast.

Toast: the high energy food

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Pope tarts.

"Great coffee, Carole."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Cereal Tasting.

'How would you like your toast?'

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."