Brunch Fan Gifts

The Ladies Who Lurch.

YUPPIEMEAL - $4.95, 'Brie, latte, and a bran muffin!'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Great coffee, Carole."

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I'd like to toast our guests."

All-Day Breakfast

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Choice hellhole

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'