Breakfast Fan Gifts

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Angry man asks fast food drive up clown 'What do you mean it's no longer breakfast in India?'

The First Continental Breakfast

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"I'm a monster."

Big Newspaper Delivery

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'It takes all day to eat it.'

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

Ducks on Trucks

Bed & Breakfast

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

Dead & Breakfast.

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

'I was going to rob the bank next door...but that lovely aroma brought me in here!'

For the love of toast...

"Death takes a personal day."

Cookie Shop. New Year's Resolutions Broken Here. Frank, you're already giving up on your resolution to lose weight? Yes, but I'm keeping my resolution to frequently these old friends! The last ten days I've discovered that it's hard to lose weight as we get older and our eyesight declines. What does eyesight have to do with it? It's very difficult to hit a target weight when that target looks so tiny compared to my current weight!

Mary Raspberry

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

'Looks like a new buffet opened up down the street. Feel like checking it out?'