Breakfast Fan Pillows

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Angry man asks fast food drive up clown 'What do you mean it's no longer breakfast in India?'

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Big Newspaper Delivery

"I'm a monster."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'It takes all day to eat it.'

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

Ducks on Trucks

Bed & Breakfast

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

Dead & Breakfast.

'I was going to rob the bank next door...but that lovely aroma brought me in here!'

For the love of toast...

"Death takes a personal day."

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

'Looks like a new buffet opened up down the street. Feel like checking it out?'

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

"I'd like the Continental breakfast."

Hey, look - they have launching facilities!

'I knew you were coming so I baked a cake.'