Breakfast-in-bed Fan Pillows

"Death takes a personal day."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

'It takes all day to eat it.'

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

Bed & Breakfast

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'Just say it's stick-to-your-ribs food. Don't mention what else it's stuck to.'

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

Dead & Breakfast.

"That's kingsize?"

For the love of toast...

'She might prefer the low-carb alternative...or any alternative.'

Hey, look - they have launching facilities!

'It's Mother's Day so I made you my favorite...mayonnaise and sugar sandwich.'

The First Continental Breakfast

'This is a pretty stiff penalty for motherhood.'

'This stuff must be bad for us...it tastes good.'

The Lady is a tramp.

"I'm making you breakfast in bed. What do you want on your pizza?"

'You INGRATE! DESERTER! SELFISH MAN! I dreamed you won $24 million in the lottery and you promptly left me!'

'Sorry about the delay with your breakfast mam...but when the Firefighters leave I will be back on track.'

YUPPIEMEAL - $4.95, 'Brie, latte, and a bran muffin!'

"Supply chain issues. You'll have to settle for green pancakes and hash browns."

'You'll find your dinner in the frozen department of our local corner shop.'