Breakfast In Bed Enthusiast Pillows

'You INGRATE! DESERTER! SELFISH MAN! I dreamed you won $24 million in the lottery and you promptly left me!'

"I'm making you breakfast in bed. What do you want on your pizza?"

'How do you like your eggs, black on one side or black on both sides?'

"The way the news is these days one might as well stay in bed."

'Here's your sleeping bag. If you want breakfast in bed you'll be sleeping in the kitchen.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'How would you like your toast?'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

Cereal Tasting.