Bed And Breakfast Enthusiast Pillows

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"Make yourself at home I beieve you said"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Toast: the high energy food

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

'How would you like your toast?'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Cereal Tasting.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

'Anybody for breakfast?'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

Mom bought the wrong flakes

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."