Bed And Breakfast Enthusiast Gifts

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"Make yourself at home I beieve you said"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Pope tarts.

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'How would you like your toast?'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Cereal Tasting.

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."