Bed & Breakfast Enthusiast Gifts

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Bed & Bagel'

"Hey Google, describe the view."

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'What's the night life-like?

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Bed or breakfast.

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Coffin & Breakfast.

Dead & Breakfast.

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

'Mine!'

Bed & Breakfast

Bled and Breakfast (inside window you can see a bed of nails).

'For breakfast I have a glass of orange juice and a performance enhancing breakfast bar. Why do you ask?'

Goldilocks to bears: 'I thought it was a bed and breakfast.'

Guest Houses.

Bed n Breakfast $50/Cot and Croissant $25.

'There's a four letter word for what we do in bed -R-E-A-D.'

'This is great, we'll take it.'

"I believe thr guv'nor used to own a boarding house in Blackpool."

"Make yourself at home I beieve you said"

"After 30 years on the police force, Beth and I decided to open this B&B. You want to keep your hands where I can see them and empty your pockets?"

"I'm making you breakfast in bed. What do you want on your pizza?"

'You INGRATE! DESERTER! SELFISH MAN! I dreamed you won $24 million in the lottery and you promptly left me!'

The Lady is a tramp.

'If global warming is real...how come your feet never get any warmer?'

"When was this bed last serviced?"

No Flyers

Bed and Breakfast. "Which one will it be?"