Bed & Breakfast Buff Gifts

'Now here's a place I like!'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Baking

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

A dog at the bakery.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Gullib-Os

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"What does she have that I don't?"

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'Bed & Bagel'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Missing sock

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"Nurse, I think I need to use the bread pan."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

Bagel problems.

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Seal blubber stew

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'