Bed & Breakfast Buff Gifts

'Now here's a place I like!'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Baking

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

A dog at the bakery.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Gullib-Os

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'Bed & Bagel'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

"Nurse, I think I need to use the bread pan."

Bagel problems.

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

Seal blubber stew

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."