Breakfast Buff Gifts

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

Couple having breakfast and getting some fresh milk from a cow on the table.

Gullib-Os

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

"You' re not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

'Scared of this, why? I'm no chicken, are you?'

Let me guess, it's time for breakfast.

Egg in tanning salon

'I've just realised I missed breakfast.'

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

"Our trade deficit is at an all-time high, and you order English muffins?"

"Be honest Walter...Is it me you really love or just the farm-fresh eggs every morning?"

'Did you forget to feed the canary again, Janet?'

Cereal fire put out with milk.

'One four ounce serving supplies minimum daily requirement of butylated hydroxyanisole...'

'It's a note from my school bus driver. He wants all kids to stop eating sugar coated cereal for breakfast. He says he can't handle thirty sugar highs.'

'Y'know, this healthy grown up cereal is pretty good.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'I'm afraid we've got a cereal killer on our hands!'

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

"The Toast Whisperer"

'Toasters don't make toast, people make toast...'

"After my business breakfast, I'll be going directly to the office."

"HEY! That's my THING!"

"Some days I have no idea what you're doing."

Two Eggs Any Way You Want 'Em!

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Breakfast in Bed for Housewife

Never Satisfied.

Bagel problems.

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

And what kind of banter do you want with that? I got light, witty, or wry. Breakfast.