Bakery Buff Gifts

'Your fat free bit, is right there, in the middle!'

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'

A dog at the bakery.

"If peasant bread is five dollars, dare I ask about dinner rolls?"

Hot Cakes: 'I can't understand it...they're simply not selling!

'I'm sorry, it's a new goverment law - I'm not allowed to serve anyone over eighteen stone.'

'Something's wrong. The hot-cakes aren't selling.'

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

"Get used to it, dude. We're croissants. This is how we roll."

Hot Cross Bun

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Baking

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'We'll take it!'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'You've had enough.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Gullib-Os

Parisian man eating pastries

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'