Brewery Buff Gifts

Landlord checking money, Customer checking ale

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

'We'll take it!'

Anheuser-Busch agrees to US$52 billion sale.

Hopworth Brewery: "We fired our Events Manager, he couldn't organise a push-up in a gym."

The Drinker.

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

"I just called to say you really are the love of my life."

Dutch Courage

"It's beer flavored prune juice."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Non-alcohol beer? Aisle 6, keep sweeping dust till you hit 'em.'

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Talk about wild yeast!'

Beer Fancier

Furthest bounced drunk.

Non-alcoholic drinks.

"Ted, it is time to go home, and you had enough to drink."

'Rodin's Drinker.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

The Alpha Seltzer

Beer Stall

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

A dog at the bakery.