Beverage Buff Gifts

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'Look at this! France is getting into the wine business, too.'

A Good Batch.

I'll sleep better if I only drink one cup of coffee a day.

National Coffee Day

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

'Resveratrol? Flavonoids? Phenolic compounds? Whatever happened to asking about the grape type and origin?'

'Which of your even-numbered wines do you recommend?'

'Diet...Coke!'

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'

Imitation lemonade, now with imitation lemon pulp!

A man is in a canteen, there are two coffee makers, one is Mr Coffee, the other Too Much Coffee

'All your wines are so old. Don't you have any that are fresh?'

'I don't like to carry ID.'

'Coffee strong enough for you, sir?.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Who's the new guy?'

'If nothing else, you've got to admire their candor.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"I make sure I age my whiskey."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Pop Culture

Jerry is reincarnated as a day-old, very weak cup of vending-machine cappuccino.

Quick gin. Sloe gin

"Never drink on an empty..." "Pocket?"

We only give him smartwater.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Care for something from our beverage cart?"

"Ah-h-h. black coffee."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

The Alpha Seltzer