Brewing Buff Gifts

"Ralph has his own little microbrewery."

'All I talk about is beer and brewing? That's not trub. In fact, it's the wort thing you've ever said to me.'

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

A dog at the bakery.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Surreal ale

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Who's the new guy?'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'You've had enough.'

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."