Beaker Buff Gifts

A mad scientist.

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

The Alpha Seltzer

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Bumble Bee

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'We'll take it!'

A dog at the bakery.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Surreal ale

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Who's the new guy?'

'You've had enough.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."