Boozy Buff Gifts

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The Alpha Seltzer

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Bumble Bee

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Of Mice and Men.

Surreal ale

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

National Coffee Day

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'You've had enough.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'Who's the new guy?'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."