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A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

The Alpha Seltzer

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Bumble Bee

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Of Mice and Men.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Surreal ale

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Who's the new guy?'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Wine of the Day Club

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I can hear the sea boiling."