Beer Buff Pillows

'When's happy hour?'

"Don't tell me... Beer with hops!"

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

'I can lick any man in the house!'

T'was the night before the night before Christmas.

Alcohol in the DNA

"Sorry lads! No booze after 10pm"

Surreal ale

Chuck's Bar and Grille: Happy Hour 6-7 pm, Chuckle Hour 7-8 pm.

"Sometimes I unwind too fast, and it makes me a little dizzy."

'World cup. Big screen TV. See England get knocked out in 3D!'

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

'HANGOVER? You're never sober enough to have a hangover!!'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

You've done it again, Harry.

'So Dave, you've been drinking here for the past 10 years...5 nights a week...how come you don't have a beer belly?'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

'I have to go. I promised my liver I wouldn't be late home.'

'See you in the booze aisle?'

Brewery. A steam valve got clogged when I was boiling the ingredients. Oh, the equipment succumbed to beer pressure.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

When We'll Take the Environment Seriously

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

A Good Batch.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'