Brewery Buffs Pillows

"I'm Only here for the beer!"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

A dog at the bakery.

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

Surreal ale

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'You've had enough.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

Bitter End

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

You've done it again, Harry.

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Beer Lunch

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

The Coffee Tattoo