Brewery Buff Pillows

Landlord checking money, Customer checking ale

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

'We'll take it!'

Anheuser-Busch agrees to US$52 billion sale.

Hopworth Brewery: "We fired our Events Manager, he couldn't organise a push-up in a gym."

The Drinker.

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

"I just called to say you really are the love of my life."

Dutch Courage

"It's beer flavored prune juice."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Non-alcohol beer? Aisle 6, keep sweeping dust till you hit 'em.'

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Talk about wild yeast!'

Beer Fancier

Furthest bounced drunk.

'No, I am not buying you Homebrewing Barbie! Your father will end up playing with it more than you!'

Non-alcoholic drinks.

"Ted, it is time to go home, and you had enough to drink."

Where Cream Ale comes from

'Rodin's Drinker.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Beer Stall

The Alpha Seltzer

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.