Brewery Buffs Gifts

"I'm Only here for the beer!"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

A dog at the bakery.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Bottle Distillery

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Surreal ale

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'You've had enough.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

You've done it again, Harry.

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Bitter End

Beer Lunch

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

The Coffee Tattoo