Brewery Fan Gifts

The Beer Whisperer

Global warming finally hits home. . .

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We'll take it!'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'You've had enough!'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

You've done it again, Harry.

Tea Snob.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Beer Lunch

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

Hipster Coffee

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'