Craft Beer Fan Gifts

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Cold Beers and Skiers

Beer Lunch

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'I brew it myself.'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

Hipster Coffee

"You order the microbrew?"

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Alcohol Ingredients

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.