Craft Beer Lover Gifts

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'I believe our new brewmaster used to work for a soap company.'

Welcome Back.

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"It's a full bodied beer."

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

"I can only stay for the one."

Bottle Distillery

Beer Lunch

'I brew it myself.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

'I asked for a black and tan. Instead I got a bloody miracle.'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'You home brew beer just like the president?! Do you use his recipe?'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

"You had me at pumpkin."

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?