Craft Beer Connoisseur Gifts

"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."

Goldilocks: The later years

"It's a microbrew."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Now that, my friend, is a beer garden!

Real Beer People

'Brewing my first beer wasn't difficult. Finding foods to go with a 47% ABV lager is.'

'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Joined at the hipster.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Bottle Distillery

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'You've had enough!'

'Malty tasking.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"What'll ya have?"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"