Craft Beer Aficionado Gifts

"IPAs, Crafts and Ales ... oh my!"

'I've decided to put responsible labelling on my homebrew.'

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Upscale Deer

White Guys Waiting In Line Ale

"Hipsto"

Tax on home made beer causes a woman to stop brewing

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Of course I respect your daughter, any girl who can drink six pints and still throw a good dart deserves it.'

'Cloudy beer! Global warming!'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

'How do I know that our filtration system needs adjustment? - Because this is our stout!'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'