Craft Ale Aficionado Gifts

"Ralph has his own little microbrewery."

"Sorry mate, you're not coming in without any proof of beard."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Happy thoughts

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'You've had enough!'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Beer Lunch

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'I brew it myself.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Real Beer People

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Tea Snob.

Cold Beers and Skiers

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'