Craft Beer Fanatic Gifts

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beers

Beer Stall

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Joined at the hipster.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"