Craft Beer Fans Gifts

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

Joined at the hipster.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Bottle Distillery

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Malty tasking.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

California Beverages Map

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

Cold Beers and Skiers

Real Beer People

Beer Lunch

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'I brew it myself.'