Craft Beer Fans Pillows

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Bottle Distillery

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Malty tasking.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

California Beverages Map

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'I brew it myself.'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Beer Lunch

Cold Beers and Skiers

Real Beer People

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'Oh Hank, you say that now but once you have one it'll change your life.'