Craft Brew Lover Pillows

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.

'When I said I wanted the Beers of the World for my birthday, I meant all 76,319.'

Beer versus Wine

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Joined at the hipster.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Cold Beers and Skiers

Beer Lunch

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Real Beer People

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

'I brew it myself.'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'