Craft Brew Enthusiast Pillows

"All the beer I can drink in a year? That's the buyout?"

Beer Keg Babies

Moonshine Lite!

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'You've had enough!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

'I brew it myself.'

Tea Snob.

Real Beer People

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Beer Lunch

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"Tap anywhere to begin."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."