Craft Brew Enthusiast T-Shirts

"All the beer I can drink in a year? That's the buyout?"

Beer Keg Babies

Moonshine Lite!

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'You've had enough!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

Beer Lunch

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'I brew it myself.'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Real Beer People

Cold Beers and Skiers

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Tea Snob.

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."