Craft Brew Lover T-Shirts

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.

'When I said I wanted the Beers of the World for my birthday, I meant all 76,319.'

Beer versus Wine

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Real Beer People

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Beer Lunch

'I brew it myself.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."