Craft Beer Enthusiast T-Shirts

Gentrifiers of Catan

'Your Dad's a jerk.'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'No elixir of life yet by my super strength lager's a belter!'

Cocktails and Beer

A mailbox outside a house reads "The Larson Family and Microbrewery".

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

"It's a lovingly handcrafted beer, citra and summit hopped, with notes of lime, passion fruit and ...."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Whoa! Beer has just sent me a friend request."

"Here, have one on me."

'This guest beer tastes funny!'

'I knew we should have moved to Oregon years ago.'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'We'll never make it: you're gourmet coffee and craft beer, I'm instant and light.'

Workaholic and alcoholic

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Looks like this siege could last awhile, sire -- The huns are building microbreweries!

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else!

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

James Turrell designs a craft beer can

"Joe 4-Pack"

Alcohol Ingredients

"We just think Zeke here can really give us that microbrewery fund."

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.